This blog is a homage, nay, a tribute to the most fantastic creature in the known universe, excluding of course Spider Monkeys and Flatworms (look them up). I am referring to man. Not as in Mankind, as in man, male, Homo erect-us (see what I did there?). In this blog I will not only explore what it is to be a man (special mention to the Hon. Neil Patrick Harris) but I will also be giving instructions on how to BE a man, for women especially. Let us begin...
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So… My penis won an award. Doing a film shoot for a friend and the section of film that was voted “Biggest WTF Moment” was when the female actress had to look at my dick longingly after I asked the question “Where’s the cheese?”
That’s right ladies, my penis won an award. Not sure if I should be proud of it, but fuck it. Your lady parts ever won anything? :P
“A man” doesn’t count.
barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark asked: well this is fucking embarressing
Sure is. ^ It’s “embarrassing” ;P
Me when I see 12yr-olds with ratties, short-shorts and knee high white socks smoking and calling each other cunts.
Faith in humanity = gone